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What el negro draws on the shipping envelopes!

What el negro draws on the shipping envelopes!

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Last night was mad real…

Last night was mad real…

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"I miss you. In a weird way ‘cause we fight a lot and it keeps me young. And ‘cause I love you. You’re somebody I can cuddle wit when I’m alone and won’t want roses. Thank god. My blanket. Another love letter while I blast in the morning in my empty dorm."

these are the text messages I wake up to.

Love her, and so does QT!

Love her, and so does QT!

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Hanging High

Anonymous asked: so ur ex was bad in bed?

NO! I’m referring to the SNL parody commercial for Amazon based on the kindle/50shadesofgrey/mothersday. So funny! If you haven’t seen it, please do!!

Mr. Grey

50 shades of grey makes me 10-7* more than my last relationship.

*=ejaculate.

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